Former Colts quarterback Andrew Luck told ESPN he is returning to Stanford to serve as the football program's general manager

Yes, the X parody account Captain Andrew Luck posted about the actual Andrew Luck's new job as Stanford's general manager. Here's what he said.

Andrew Luck, the most significant recruit during the Jim Harbaugh era at Stanford, a quarterback who led the Cardinal from woefully bad to national prominence, is returning The Farm as the football program’s general manager, ESPN reported on Saturday.